I did not come to steal from you, O Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy. I merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, to see if you were as great as the old tales say. I did not believe them.
being hated by terrible people is such a good feeling
if you are mean to me i hope you know that one day i will be sitting on a porch in my chanel suit wearing my chanel pumps and my chanel lipstick and my chanel shades and i will sip my cocktail and wordlessly order your murder and you won’t even know it was me until the last moment when you can faintly smell my chanel no. 5
my saturday was going pretty well until i realized it was sunday